In a post-”Men in Black” society, the modern listener is faced with a new and crucial task: to constantly evaluate whether or not his or her favorite musicians have been replaced by robots or aliens. Over the years, robots and aliens have studied human culture and music to the point that they may be able to infiltrate the musical world of humans, so far as to subjugate the human race through the toxic influence of musical obsession. For example, many observant listeners are aware that Aretha Franklin’s body has been excavated and is currently occupied by dangerous extraterrestrials who pose a major threat in the dehumanization of soul music. Careful analysts of pop-culture will also agree that, as humans, we must do our best to protect our Lady Gaga, because she is major, drool-inducing bait for aliens and machines alike. Join me and many featured guests in the struggle to illuminate and undercut the non-human agenda in the music industry, and perform your duty as a human to protect what’s ours.